Pages

Copyright

Protected by Copyscape Online Copyright Checker

Saturday, December 28, 2013

David vs Goliath - Who was the real underdog?


The Giant stood at the valley, dressed in full armor and carrying weapons for close combat. The short sharp spear, a javelin and a shiny sword made of bronze. An attendant stood in front of him.

Choose a man and let him come down to me. If he prevails in battle and strike me down, we shall be slaves to you. But If I prevail and strike him down, you shall be our slaves," shouted the Giant, standing almost 7 foot tall and as thick as the bark of the thickest tree in the world.

 Nobody moves, the Giant was intimidating; they had no chance in front of him. That is when the underdog shows up, an unassuming shepherd boy with a sling for weapon –David. 

 The king is not willing to send David to his death, but David’s words are very persuasive “I've slayed wild animals to protect my sheep, the Giant can’t be worse than that."  It doesn't matter to David that the wild animals were unarmed. David prepares to face the ultimate favorite – as the world will know.

Goliath bellows, “Come to me, Come to me.

David runs down the valley, with a stick in his hand, and sling in the other hand. As he runs forward, he whips his sling several times around his shoulder, Goliath moves slowly, his movements are particularly slow for a warrior. His attendant warns him of the impending danger, the Giant doesn't heed to his attendant’s words - after all he is the ultimate favorite against a puny shepherd.

Goliath is amused, “Am I a dog that you should come with sticks?

 In few minutes Goliath will realize what a sling can do. The speed of a rock from an expert sling projector is almost equal to a modern short gun, the closer he is to the Giant, the harder the impact. David is running in as fast as he could, he is taking his aim at the only vulnerable spot of the armored suit – Goliath’s forehead, for he had a prominent forehead.

The rest is his history. That’s the story, but what if we are missing some crucial links? What if David was the favorite to begin with?

  Modern medical science says that abnormal size of human beings can be connected to Acromegaly – a disease caused by uncontrolled pituitary gland secretion. The side effects include - vision problems such as blurring and double vision apart from abnormal body size and clumsy movement control. Goliath was probably a gentle Giant with partial vision, the attendant was his visual aid – the opponent’s strategy was not to fight the battle, but to win by intimidation.

 Acromegaly explains Goliath’s words at the battle field – both his strengths and his weakness. What we perceived as his strength - his enormous size, and what we didn't know about him -his weakness - the poor vision.

He said, ‘Come to me, come to me,’ because his vision is blurred and he couldn't see objects far away from him. He doesn't see David, he just sees a blur.

He said, "Am I a dog that you should come with sticks?” But David had only one stick, unless he had another hand to hold the sling. Could it be double vision?

What’s in it for me?


 This is a profound story of perspective change - a complete shift in basic understanding of a well- known scenario in new light. Imagine you are trying to convince a very stubborn person to look at alternatives. What if he is completely closed to options outside his own? Now, I’m assuming that you are able to tell this story to the stubborn person with enough flamboyance to eke out some reaction. It doesn’t matter if the reaction is overly aggressive or defensive; a reaction is all that matters. He may not even fully accept the shift of David’s character from an underdog to the favorite. He might even question the validity of the modern extrapolations on a biblical story. 
    
      Nonetheless, this story will definitely open a small possibility for an alternative to your original problem.  Subconsciously, this story will prepare him for the other alternatives. He will begin to question his options; can there be another way to look at his options? That moment of doubt is the perfect place to present your alternatives. Such is the power of a good story, the fastest way to get in touch with the subconscious of the audience. 

Conclusion:

It is true that history is written by the winners. The more dramatic the story is, the better the longevity of the characters. The story of the underdog David against the Giant Goliath is much more appealing and inspiring than a gentle giant slayed by a clever trick on a battlefield.

We often forget to compare the strength and weakness in terms of known factors. The sling made David the real favorite. Goliath had as much chance as a knight with a knife against the revolver of a rebel.

At times, what we perceive as strength is the source of the very vulnerability that is hidden at first sight. Complacency and confidence are just hair-strand apart.


Reference: “David and Goliath by Malcom Gladwell”

Disclaimer:  What’s in it section is based my own assumptions and understanding. If you have time and money, you are welcome to conduct experiments to disapprove that. 

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Troublesome tables


There was this girl who worked with DBA team in my company. 

She was so bad at her work that she replied, 
I’m not good with carpentry,’ to a request for creating a simple table with five columns. 

 Her next question to the requester proved to be much more insightful about her capacity to surprise the most calmest, Why do you need five columns in the first place?  The tables usually come with four legs.’ The requester is still rolling on the floor and has never been able to come out of the terrible trauma. 

  She was not joking; she also didn't realize that the joke was on her. Poor soul, within a week, she was so fed up with troublesome table related queries that she stopped eating on dining tables and decided to take her life standing on a large table. Regrettably, she couldn't even do that, for she forgot to commit the suicide.

Disclaimer:
It is just a joke. Please don't sue me. I have no tables at home.