There was this girl who worked with DBA team in my company.
She
was so bad at her work that she replied,
‘I’m not good with carpentry,’ to a
request for creating a simple table with five columns.
Her next question to the requester proved
to be much more insightful about her capacity to surprise the most calmest, ‘Why do
you need five columns in the first place? The tables usually come with four legs.’ The requester is still rolling on the floor and has never been able to come out of the terrible trauma.
She was not joking; she also didn't realize that
the joke was on her. Poor soul, within a week, she was so fed up with troublesome
table related queries that she stopped eating on dining tables and decided to
take her life standing on a large table. Regrettably, she couldn't even do that, for she forgot to commit the suicide.
Disclaimer:
It is just a joke. Please don't sue me. I have no tables at home.
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